Person 1- Did you catch up with Matios yesterday?
Person 2- We went to the pub and he couldnt stay away from the pokies. And lets not forget he almost got punched for bad mouthing a bouncer.
Person 2- We went to the pub and he couldnt stay away from the pokies. And lets not forget he almost got punched for bad mouthing a bouncer.
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Matias Florez is a man that comes from the Mexican descent! He is a man that survived hopping the Mexican border, where he became Matias Florez, the Mexican of Melbourne!
“Matias Florez, The Mexican of Melbourne! Scariest Mexican of them all, and is located right here, in Central Melbourne!”
by Paul Rentaris (Inbred) September 1, 2023
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2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.
3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.
3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"
Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
You're a douche-a-matic!
by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015
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In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
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