maslowned

If you do something because of your Deficiency needs (see: Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and it comes back to bite you in the ass.

A: I was so hungry, I ate that old cheeseburger laying around here and now I got food poisoning!
B: You got maslowned!

A: I totally fucked that chick yesterday and here husband beat the crap out of me.
B: maslowned.

by cula December 5, 2009

Mallory

Mallory is a awesome friend and sibling but she can be a butt sometimes. She always has your back no matter what and she is always happy . Loves basketball and hanging out with her team.

To my little sis Mallory

by Tribute May 13, 2018

gag mallot

pretaining to the male genitalia, i.e. penis

get a load of my gag mallot.

hey do you think my gag mallot will fit in my mouth?

by brittany thrush October 26, 2006

mallory

A sexy mama that is loved and looked up to by all. A Mallory possesses extreme radness and everyone wants one. See also mallorie.

She's just trying to be a Mallory, even though she sucks at everything.

by allen_mz2 July 24, 2008

Mallorie

She has the biggest green-ish blue-ish moss coloured eyes you have ever seen in your whole life. She just has this smile that you can't help but smile back. Although dumb, and I mean VERY dumb, you can't help but love her. She's got the brains, but doesn't have the common sense.

Tim: Nice day, Huh?
Jon: yeah I must say it's very Mallorie out today.
Tim: It's sunny and bright, but it also just walked into a stop sign.

by older little brother April 7, 2010

Mallory

A silly kitty cat that is very intimidating but actually super nice

Me: Mallory scares me
Madi: No, she’s just a silly kitty cat

by Sh4dowBe4rd February 21, 2019

Mallory

A quiet girl who tries her best to make everyone happy. Many take advantage of her kindness for their own benefit. Mallory is someone who never shows her emotions or opinions. Someone who is not outgoing or popular and suffers from social anxiety. She has a charismatic attitude and love for creating and listening to music.

"That girl is too nice, she is such a Mallory. "

Roy: "Man, I have never heard that girl speak."
Jerry: "Yeah bro I know, it's because she's a Mallory."

by Gwendolyn:) February 5, 2017