mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.

I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.

by Union Redneck November 19, 2006

pizza mashing

The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her

Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

Potato Mashing

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.

They were potato mashing all night long!

by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009

mashup bliffa

A somewhat putrid armpit, usually as a consequence of physical exertion.

Did you go bowling with Wizo yesterday? Man, by the end of the 17th frame he had some serious mashup bliffas.

by Sagar Patel December 8, 2003

Mashine

If somebody is really excellent at making mashed potato, they may be called a Mashine.

"Look at that texture! YOU'RE A MASHINE!"

by dontpanicKEEPLAM March 8, 2012

mashie

The unstopable urge to confuse people on purpose.

Example 1:

2 kids working on a science project:-

Dawn:So how do we find the molecular structure of the atom?

Jerry: by flipping to page 86 and completing the lesson about molecular shapes and how it contributes to air pollution.

Dawn: WHAA..??!

Jerry: nothing, I like tuna.

Dawn: Quit pulling a mashie and concentrate with me!!

Example 2:

Stop mashying around your confusing the shit outta me!

Example 3:

I'd love to mashie him right now, look now guillable he looks!

by Sheeblez November 20, 2007

button-mashing

1. rapidly pressing buttons in a game

2.pressing buttons without a sense of what they do

Marcus was button-mashing trying to acheive a combo in the game

by UltPowerx June 19, 2012