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Maritz

A Maritz is a very professional trustworthy person with a very unique name. A Maritz has a great attitude, and is very trustworthy. Knowing a Maritz is very rare and you should be happy if you know a Maritz.
Person #1: Hey what type of person are you?
Person #2: A Maritz!
Person #1: Oh.
by Person #420 September 9, 2018
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celebrity marriage

1. A union between two famous people, which doesn't last long. The time it takes for light to travel the distance of the diameter of a subatomic particle is a quadrillion times longer than this union lasts.

2. When measuring the lifespan of something that fails, it's often measured in celebrity marriages.
1. Ben Afleck and J.Lo got into a celebrity marriage, but they were divorced before a camera's 1600 speed film could be exposed enough to take a picture of them in a married state.

2. Don't buy this preservative-free cow's milk, it lasts less than 10 to the hundredth power celebrity marriages.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009
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marital arts

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts
by achievementunlocked April 19, 2018
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Marriam

A gorgeous girl who has every guy on her heels. Inside shes sweet and always tries to keep others happy. Though her insecurities might make her think otherwise, she is one of the loveliest girls you will ever meet! You can't forget a Marriam!
"Dude! Did you see that?"

"Yeah! That was a Marriam, they're all the rage these days"

"Man, I'd love to marry a Marriam!"
by lostprincess March 4, 2013
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Chinese marriage

Chinese girls get married only for green card. And they are realistic.
Please read this about chinese marriage

hello everyone

about chinese girls... ooh i read many things on your forum... it was quiet funny... anyway, i am french and i am married with a chinese woman... i am with her for 6 years.... and believe me, chinese girls are far away to be a real idealist girl that men can imagine...

- first, life is a game for them... does not matter what, married or not married... and that is completly true, men have to guess what they have in mind.

- second, they will never accept that they are wrong... honestly i don t know why ? too proud ? mh??!!
- no real respect for things in general.
- if they do not have a real answer or justifitive from a question... they will tell you, here it is china, or they will tell you, well i am chinese... or people in china are like that.
- then, if you express yourself about something that you have , notice that was bad... she will do agree with you... but she will not mean it really, because she is also like this.
- if you do not accept what she wants, she will play the little girl.or even cry ( it s fake ).
- most of the time, she will tell you that she bought something for you... but the real part, it will be for her...

- they always expect more from a man than they can provide.

- most of topic of the day, MONEY.
- reading book, usually, love story... so bullshit.

i think that i said the most commun... GOOD LUCK for men who want to be with a chinese women... honestly, i regret my marriage :)))))
by understand_the_world August 1, 2012
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Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Maritza

Crazy, short, fun, kick ass, sexy, wild, and unique. Usually used when describing someone.
person: " I wanted to go out and have fun but none of my friends could, so I called a Maritza and she agreed to go and party."
by ztirling July 29, 2009
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