Dirty Marcos

When you save a girl from death then she and her friends proceed to have a foursome

I save a girl and we Dirty Marcos

by jowl1239 June 19, 2021

Neiman marcus muh fuckas

Them muh fuckas that be shopping at that fuuf ass store neiman marcus. they be pocket watching way too much, you’ll never catch Yumpao in the flesh there

Them neiman marcus muh fuckas need to expand their medulla

by Yumpao September 8, 2023

Marcos

A Marcos is a very tall handsome, relatively mature, boy. He will often fall in love with you at first sight. He, not only, does not care about other girls, but will also do anything to show you that he choses you. Once he says "I want you." there's no turning back. So love a Marcos for he is true to you in many ways. Though he doesn't like it when you cry or put your self down.

Him: "I chose you and I only want you and no one else"
Me: "But you can have any other girl in the world, why me?"
Him: "I want you."
Me: "Ohh Marcos <3"

by AngieSix January 15, 2013

Marcus

The best guy you will ever meet. One could only hope to have a Marcus as their friend as he'll be there with you at the drop of a hat be it in a time of need or just to chill together & laugh at others expense. A Marcus has a bit of a past, but it has only made him stronger. He does not put up with nonsense. Once you have him as a friend you've met the best person of your life. Often misunderstood, he don't care. He knows the ones he truly loves know him inside out. Honest, caring, loving & freakin hilarious. Sarcasm beyond many's comprehension, as they do not deserve to know him.

I love me some Marcus, he's the best friend you could ever have.

Man, I wish I could be like a Marcus to that fine girl, she would inevitably fall in love.

His smile is infectious, his laugh above all others. I need me some Marcus time.

by Shanagains November 25, 2011

Marcus Aurelius

Sum gud ass roman emperor boi

My name was taken from Marcus Aurelius

by RoyelPixel ._. October 14, 2018

Marcos

Wants to have cold hard sex with his anime body pillow

Marcos wants to have sex

by Skykidhdgu December 11, 2018

Marcus Vick

(n)VT quarterback; jeopardized his eligibility after distributing alcohol to minor girls then kobe-ing them; also arrested for speeding while possessing and smoking scoobies

-that marcus vick is a P.I.M.P
-i know man i wish i could get a 12 year old girl to suck my dick

by n-sanity July 22, 2004