matrix

computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.

the matrix pwned.

by ^___^ December 2, 2003

The Matrix

The Matrix was the brilliant construction and engineering feat of the unified race of machines that solved man's infinite hunger for the Earth's finite resources. Rather than occupying real space on the Earth's surface; burning real fossil fuels exumed from within the Earth's crust; decimating real rain forests that once populated nearly all of the land mass of the planet, man has been reborn in a simulation. On a side note: the human body is not really the most efficient / abundant dynamo available to the machine race for transforming biochemical energy into heat and electricity, but this is what the machines would like us to believe, in order to maintain man's perception of the machine race as one of "pure horrifying precision," against which (and this is the key) a war is completely futile. The sooner you accept your new reality, the happier you will become.

In the film "The Matrix," the machines offered Cypher a grand life, even as his human "companions" took it from him!

by Donny Viszneki April 18, 2006

Matrix Style

Dodging something in a way similar to that of the bullet-dodging in "The Matrix"

Ya, hey dodged <whatever> like matrix-style

by Cheez Wiz November 11, 2003

matrix mode

When you don't jerk off for 60 days and you ascend to a new plane of understanding

Person 1: He is going matrix mode!
Person 2: respect
Person 1: respect

by rgraz700 February 8, 2020

proto matrix 8

An excellent gun and an excellent price. The pm8 was the gun that Mikko Huttnunen used to win world cup with the paintball team ironmen.

dude im gonna get a proto matrix 8 for my birthday!

by Marcus Gil May 20, 2008

hacking the matrix

What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).

P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.

by PJPlayer1 April 6, 2006

matrix kick

Noun. Usually plural.

1. What a parody-type movie is derisively said to contain when it simply copies scenes or elements from other movies without actually making fun of them.

2. Any movie or pop culture cliche that appears in a poorly written satire.

Originally, it exclusively referred to CGI cartoons like "Shrek," or movies like "Scary Movie," which copied the scene in "The Matrix," in which Trinity leaps into the air and freezes. The camera then rotates around her and she kicks.

Sarcastic Guy 1: "Date Movie" looks really good.
Sarcastic Guy 2: Yeah, I hope it has lots of matrix kicks.

by Embryonic Santa Claus January 12, 2007