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Mathis

A Mathis is someone who is smart, strong but a little to kind and that’s why he is not the best with women. He often gets rejected or friendzoned.
1- ohh look at this Mathis! He has no girlfriend

2- OUCH!!! I just punched a wall and broke my hand. I did a Mathis
by BigDickSimon October 9, 2020
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Mathistic

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.
"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun
by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010
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preying mantis

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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mud mantis

a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath
That damn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!
by hater bob July 20, 2008
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Mathis

A form of Martial Arts taught only in and mastered throughout a lifetime of living in the town of Mathis,TX
Hell yeah, I know Mathis.
by Mathis Master July 28, 2010
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mantis fucking

Intercourse that ends with the female partner terminating the life of the male partner. The female partner gives a quick snap of the neck to the male partner immediately after the male orgasims. Although rarely practiced, some men with terminal diseases choose to end their life this way rather than waiting for their bodies to shrivel and waste away. As an added benefit, if timed correctly, the male will stay hard and continue to orgasim and shudder for upwards of twenty five minutes, providing a great deal of extra stimulation for the female partner.
I was getting awful tired of Timmy donkey punching me all the time, so I got a little extra pleasure from mantis fucking the hell out of him once we found out he had cancer.
by TheRealZorak May 25, 2006
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manthigh

When a man crosses his legs and exposes his manly thigh. The upper thigh is usually very pale compared to the rest of a man's leg which makes man thigh very noticeable. Commonly occurs in gym shorts, but occasionally in other attire. Manthigh has a high cringe value and exposing it on purpose makes you look like a tool.
guy: haha look at my tan line (pulls up shorts)
girls: eww manthighhh put it away
by ratfaceee December 2, 2009
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