mustard and mayonnaise

Yay slang popularized by the one and only Forty Water aka E40, a name that refers to the yellow and white stripe on the sidewall of Vogue tires.

Got that 68' coug, on mustard and mayonnaise wit triple gold hunit spokes.

by bigg hood May 27, 2006

makynna

An awesome girl who is sweet and intellagant.she is very caring and athletic.usually on the short side. she really cares about her friends.

Makynna is awesome!!!

by Rainepuschney April 22, 2015

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

mayonnaise bomb

1) of or pertaining to bukkake-style activities. 2) the act of dropping a large, creamy load of baby batter in some random sluts' eyes.

"Lemme tell ya, francis, If it weren't for her mom, I never would've dropped the mayonnaise bomb."

by Captain Sheepdog December 29, 2009

mayonaise

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

by smashingpumpkinsrule November 9, 2012

mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011