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Major Tom

A fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).
My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie).
by Alex Tsarev November 10, 2008
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F major

The act of having sex on top of a piano, typically the large, grand piano type.
Guy 1: (looking at Hot Girl on stage) "I'd really like to F Major her!"
Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!"
by Motzart April 26, 2012
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sucks major ass

1) Homework sucks major ass.
2) George W. Bush's presidency sucks major ass.
by Jonathan Kos-Read August 4, 2007
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Majora

God of Evil who's attempt to destroy Termina was ruin by Link. He now resides on Facebook wearing snazzy suits and reeking havoc on unsuspecting Facebookers
"Hey do you think Majora saw this post"
by Scythana September 10, 2012
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Collective Majority

Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.
If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.
by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011
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major oof

An injury that causes a lot of pain, like getting hit by a car going 25 mph
John: Look at this video of a guy falling off a roof!
Matt: That's a major oof
by TrueHarambe August 1, 2017
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downtown sephora majora

get your leg off my downtown sephora majora i’m not gay
by ayoaqueen February 8, 2019
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