The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (anxiety) you experience after finding multiple or successive tickets in your mailbox for speeding and/or traffic light violations. This can happen when you are visiting a new city or area of town, and you don't know where the traffic cameras are poised to "nab" you.
Sister 1: I have a bone to pick with you.
Sister 2: What?
Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"
Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.
Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!
Sister 2: Oh no!
Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.
Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.
Sister 2: What?
Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"
Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.
Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!
Sister 2: Oh no!
Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.
Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.
by t geezy March 10, 2014
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Get the mongolian mailboxmug. One person paints their ass blue(like those mailboxes you see on the corner) and gets a white(like a letter) person to fuck them.
by dickman 1.0 April 11, 2010
Get the Public Mailboxmug. mexican mailbox at every casa, en old mexico only rich people have mailbox. Me madre said U norte americanos es muy richie....En mexico our casa had 4 walls, 3 windows, no roof, ( U don't need a stinking roof in Mexico!!!) and a BIG TV set.
by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006
Get the mexican mailboxmug. Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.
Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!
by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020
Get the shitting in my mailboxmug. Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.
Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!
Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!
by J4Q December 25, 2010
Get the put the kitten in the mailboxmug.