machoegotism

A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.

"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004

mache out

1. The above definition is completley wrong and was written by someone who doesn't even know the true meaning of the phrase "Mache Out.

2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com

Danny, Tom and Charlie all mache out wit eachother and Mish on a daily basis

by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006

machan

comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.

ayy machan what u sayin?

by O'shara May 6, 2007

machete

A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain

did you know jason has a machete

by RET September 21, 2004

machalack

(mak-a-lak)1. basically a rich guy or a guy with rich clothes. 2. the guy who always has something to say. 3. the leader and the guy who has everything.

1. look at that machalack crossing the street.

by firesa January 12, 2008

Machahia fuchia

An unintelligible fake Arabic word that sounds scary and intimidating but really means nothing.

Machahia fuchia, his mother is sexually active with goats!

by Acmeusa July 5, 2018