Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).
by ianz. June 6, 2010
Get the Clown Masterbation mug.To create a face book page dedicated to all of the outstanding qualities about one's self, and then "liking" said page on his own profile. The self gratification is similar to sexually pleasuring one's self.
Did you catch John's facerbation?
No
He created an entire page dedicated to all of his "outstanding qualities" and exceptional achievements, and then "liked" himself.
And then came in his pants?
Yes, Exactly.
No
He created an entire page dedicated to all of his "outstanding qualities" and exceptional achievements, and then "liked" himself.
And then came in his pants?
Yes, Exactly.
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To masterbate oneself with hooks.
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Get the alien masterbation mug.Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
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Get the Virtual mutual masterbation mug.a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.
matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.
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and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
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