Clown Masterbation

Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).

So dude how did you get into the circus?
Oh I had to do some clown masterbation

by ianz. June 06, 2010

armmetal

The dried ejaculation on ones arm after forgeting to clean up after masterbation

man 1:"Whats that on your arm?"
man 2:"It's armmetal!"
man 1:"Awsome."

by ianz. June 06, 2010