moses staff

another word for penis

ol girl can get the moses staff. im going to part that ass like moses part the red sea.

by mofotofu March 1, 2009

moses staff

when a guy gets his best male friend HARD.

dude you just gave me a moses staff...............!!!

by noahfina June 16, 2009

moses titties

A bad boob job where there is a defined separation between each breast. They are so far apart Moses separated them like the Red Sea.

That chick is hot, but she has Moses titties.

So?

by Iwasright August 13, 2017

Mosesso

Bad ass Harley Davidson ridin', bourbon drinkin' , hard workin' mofo.

I wish I was a Mosesso. Ah well.. We can't all be perfect.

by Supermanlol November 25, 2018

MOSES

*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.

_Dude you need a MOSES In your life..

After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I met my MOSES...
I want to thank you for sending Me ❤️ MOSES

by THOU HIGH AND ROYAL MAJESTY February 5, 2020

Moser

Unfunny joke

Look at Keith, he jus mosered

by Tscob May 28, 2022

Moses Effect

(Also see "Moses" and "Parting the Red Sea") The Moses Effect is when usually a single man dances in the middle of the dance floor. Slowly he begins to find that the space between him and everyone else increases until he is the only one on the dance floor or one of the few left, but all on his own. What can also happen is along with the spacing, all the girls that are booty-dancing with their guys they turn their guys toward that "Moses" in order to stay clear from "Moses". Besides using men as emotional tampons, this is one of the other worst things girls can do to single guys.

Setting: Club or any modern popular dancing venue.
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...

by aleams March 16, 2009