Moped

A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.

Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.

I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.

by Emma Frost December 5, 2019

mopey dick

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

mopey grape

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.

Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.

by Flyingel May 25, 2015

mopedarmy

Army built of only the tuffest moped riders.

the mopedarmy will swarm and destroy

by Bandit June 13, 2003

moped

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

by Day January 19, 2006

mopeygoth

A type of goth that most people will think of when they think of the word 'goth.' Mopeygoths are generally passive, whiny, melancholy, and dramatic. They are commonly seen alone in dark corners of clubs reading Poe and smoking cloves.
Really angsty.

None, they're usually too upset to form coherent sentences.

by Iamthestereotype June 27, 2005

moped

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

by makelatackela June 11, 2006