Monke

The next step in evolution

Yooooo looks like Bob is evolving into a Monke

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

Monke

the best animal in the world.

reject humanity, humans are cringe, me MONKE INSTEAD

monke 1: "ooh ooh ah ah"

monke 2: "fornite"

monke 1: "cringe"

by Shredr Monke January 27, 2021

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 27, 2015

Monke

Word Class: Adjective.

The term "Monke" can be used when describing a particular situation or feeling of absolute insanity.

Often "Monke" is used as a foreshadowing of the upcoming party´s remarkable stupidities. Such as: downing 7 sambucca shots before wandering off to find the nearest city-skank just to utterly bash your pecker (with a temporary erectile dysfunction) in her poopoo, all the while your comrades are equally intoxicated and haven´t given you a single thought.

"yea last night was absolute monke"

"monke". (often followed by "uhuhahah")

by El cumquistador March 3, 2022

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this

Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then”
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*

by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021

Monke

A black person ; a very stupid person

"Back in your cage monke": said by a white slave owner

by XVSBlaze February 20, 2022