Monday

The most painful day of the week.

Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!

by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 3, 2015

masc girl monday

Masc girl monday is when a girl wears clothes that are traditionally known as “masculine” on monday’s.

“hey why are you wearing that suit today”
“haven’t you heard? it’s masc girl monday bitch!”

by ragingmascgirl June 29, 2020

Monday Eve

Sunday night. Occurs once every week. Those who realize that it is Monday Eve usually become depressed upon the realization that work will resume the following day.

Monday Eve is an extremely unpopular holiday.

While Jimmy played Xbox until late at night, he failed to remember that it was Monday Eve, and school would resume the following day.

by TylerIsRandomized March 8, 2010

Mondee

slang for monday, Mr G stlye

I guess ill see you all on Mondee.

by Bobby Schade March 24, 2005

Mondk

Mondk~ The very common incident where you and your best bro begin to fuck a monk via anal intercourse with their Buddah statute while smothered in Crisco Vegetable Oil™

Damn, last night me and that girl Salah mondk'ed for the first time. She kept begging for me to open her third~eye. My bro even joined to. He always brings the best vegetable oil.

by George Davis 2.0 January 29, 2018

Mondrome

This will be a blend word with Monday + Syndrome (Mondrome). This words perfectly define Monday syndrome. Which refers to fatigue, tiredness, terrible mood swings, lack of motivation to work, inattention when starting your week on Mondays. It is the first day of work or school after the full 2 days of the weekend and a lot of people are not motivated to work. This type of behavior refers to mondrome.

I suffer from mondrome every Monday.

She is so cranky because of mondrome.

Mondrome really sucks.

Ugh mondrome, again!

by Fifz July 29, 2019

Metro Mondays

A fabulous escapade on monday nights where a group of (sometimes) heterosexual men participate in unbridled male-only techno dancing.

Sam: Hey Yaro, wasn't sandstrom a great song choice for our metro mondays?
Yaro: Yea i was so happy there weren't any girls there!
Sam: Word, life partner

by $Gmoneysparkle$ December 9, 2008