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Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action
Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there
by Practically perfect January 2, 2021
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Fake Monarchy

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.
Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."
by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021
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Manarchy

A political system that is a blend of anarchy and male dominance. In order to solidify rule of the male gender, all females under this system would be shipped to an island (currently hypothesized to be some islands in the Caribbean) where they shall be kept in containment cells and have their eggs harvested in order to keep the human race reproducing.
A manarchy would be a total sausage fest.
by Anarchy is the Solution August 4, 2009
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Manarchist

A man who claims to be an anarchist but who's class analysis falls short when it comes to the subordination of females
Manarchist circle-jerk all day long to fantasies of revolutions that would never liberate women
by Ghostglitter December 20, 2016
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monarched

Getting drunk on cheap liquor, such as Monarch Vodka, Rum, or other bottom shelf booze than you shouldn't be drinking in the first place.

(pronounced mun-archt)
I can't help you move that couch today dude, I got totally monarched last night.
by Pamdemonium January 15, 2009
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Monarchy

An old-fashioned and traditional load of bullshit that is no use to anyone
I wish Britain had a President then we could ditch this monarchy crap. America gets it, why can't we?????????????
by FreeBritainofthemonarchy April 18, 2022
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