Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.

I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.

by anonymous January 16, 2005

West Milford Soda Machine

A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.

Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.

That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.

by Thefatkidisheres February 11, 2010

milfo

mother i would like to fuck "off" : opposite meaning to milf , an effective way to point out an ugly old minga

fuck me look at this milfo..................jog on sweetheart !!!!!

by ash the fingermaster December 28, 2009

Misfortune

Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless

He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.

by NotConorMcGregor January 31, 2018

Milfordspectophobia

The feeling that somewhere, somehow, the world's most transparent rapist is watching you.

Sufferers of Milfordspectophobia might believe that Ceiling Jack is watching them masturbate.

by majorwalrus April 23, 2010

Milford

a collection or gathering of attractive young to middle age mothers who guys want to bone.

The PTA meeting was referred to as a Milford

by Rod Munch August 11, 2003

Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015