Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

minionlingus

The world shattering, divine act of a Minion licking a fat wet coochie. Happens throughout the Universal Pictures movie "Minions" (2015). Although it does not occur explicitly on screen, it is alluded to many times and often directly moves the plot along.

"Hold my bear, I'm about to get some great Minionlingus from Kevin."

-Scarlett Overkill, "Minions"

by Minionfan99 March 26, 2022

minionillion

the amount of tickets Minions: The Rise of Gru sells in an hour

Me: 5 Ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru.
Cashier: I'm sorry but the theatre limit of half a minionillion has been reached

by NotTanos July 4, 2022

81 Million Voted

Stealing the election from an incumbent by stuffing ballot boxes and rigging elections.

The only way Charlie Crist could beat Ron DeSantis would be if he “81 million voted” his ass.

Bob: I still can’t believe Trump lost to Biden.

Sally: Biden “81 million voted” his ass.

Bob: That’s messed up.

Sally: Yep.

by PLAGUEdrMD September 6, 2022

tax-time millionaire

Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.

Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?

Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?

Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.

by msgogether March 28, 2011

Milton MA

Pretty mixed feelings on this place. The town itself is not terrible, no crime and stuff but there is absolutely nothing to do here. We have like 32 pizza places if you are interested in that, other than that we have fuck all. As a result, you'll notice how like half of the high school drink booze, smoke weed and vape because their definition of a wild night is going off to someone's house or to the woods (more specifically to this place called the crater) to drink their poor self image and insecurities away for the night. The police don't really give a shit, it's kinda our culture to do this stuff because no one knows we exist because we have nothing to show for. Except for the schools. Ngl, the schools themselves are actually pretty good, we do well academically and stuff because we have like a good curriculum. Although the people suck. Middle schoolers are entitled and obnoxious, high schoolers are pretty much the same, but add in the fact that pretty much everyone is insecure about themselves so they do whatever they can to fit in. They also hate criticism, you'll notice that this'll probably have a lot of dislikes cuz these people care too much for their self-image. Oh yeah and the sports teams here also suck, except the football team once every blue moon. Get out of this shithole as soon as you graduate because there's nothing to see in this town. It's also mad expensive except for maybe some of the lower-end areas of Milton.

"Hey Joe have you ever been to Milton MA?"

"Yeah Bob I actually grew up here, it sucks. Unless you like eating pizza and drinking beer with your friends every Friday night."

by Suk Mik Hok February 23, 2019

the million dollar man

Also known as Ted DiBiase. A former WWF wrestler who wrestled in the 70s, 80s, and 90s who is most famous for creating the million dollar championship and his catchphrase"Everybody has a price!" He has 3 sons, all were also at one point were a professional wrestler, his son Ted DiBiase Jr. Was even signed to WWE at one point

"Everybody has a price for the million dollar man Ted Dibiase!"

by Sneaky crown January 13, 2014