instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 07, 2003
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MSN Messenger 7

Very gh3y. As stable as a chair with one leg. Only queers use nudges and winks and they piss you off very easy. Stick to Trillian.
MSN Messenger 7 is a prime example of something made by Microsoft. I wish my ISP suported Linux...
by Slickridah April 14, 2005
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America Online Instant Messenger sux0rz j00r nut0zrsr. OMFG ICQ IS BATERR@!@!@22
by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003
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AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.
The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!
by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023
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monthly messenger

Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.
Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!
by von groovy August 04, 2024
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