A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the instant messengermug. Very gh3y. As stable as a chair with one leg. Only queers use nudges and winks and they piss you off very easy. Stick to Trillian.
by Slickridah April 14, 2005
Get the MSN Messenger 7mug. by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003
Get the America Online Instant Messengermug. Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.
situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009
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<.7.9.7.6><Angel Jose Robles>La Mama <<<Robles>>>De<<<soler>Janae <&>AND<&> Joseph Alexander Martinez Aresesisa Tanna<Messenger Add Oak><.7.97.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
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Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronxmug. People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.
The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!
by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023
Get the always shoot the messengermug.