black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

West Mesa

A shitty school in Albuquerque that keeps getting shot up because the dean is too busy paying for Weight watchers to afford 2 security guards. (yes, I'm talking about you, Jackie.)

Compa, did you hear about the West Mesa shooting today?
Which one?

by fuckwmhs2024 April 16, 2024

East Side Mesa Lokos

East Side Mesa Lokos, ESML, and EML is a Hispanic criminal street gang operated in East Mesa, Arizona. The color for this gang is Red, but also brown and black. Common gang signs for ESML are an E and an S for East Side, or an E for eastside and an M for Mesa Made. This gang is known for various crimes such as Robbery, Assault, and Murder.

Chris: Have you heard about ESML gang ?

Anthony: Yeah I heard East Side Mesa Lokos don’t play around

by LuisHernandezAZ February 26, 2024