That bitch was one scullery maid
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.
"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"
by Astr01 March 12, 2010
A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008
1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
by MADAOXSAMA September 07, 2009
When 2 females have a double-sided toilet brush, one side inserts in one vagina, the other in the other female. Then they clean each other's insides.
by enbygerp February 16, 2021
An Indian woman, especially a non-Muslim Indian woman, who dreams of becoming the highest ranking harem slave in an Islamic caliphate. Serves Islamic ideology. Rides jihadis.
by Colleen Declension June 15, 2022