The Lymphonite

The Holy book of al shmungle. Contains such writings as the writings of heerabasham, and the great heerababoom.
It is essentially the al shmunglean equivalent to the bible, or quran

I know all 1,053 pages of The Lymphonite off by heart.

by Fwood07 September 8, 2021

Lymph Node

A Lymph Node: a part of the human body that can also be used as a non-harsh insult

'Shut up Lymph Node'

by HairMetalGlamRock May 6, 2006

Lompoc

A small town on the central coast of Cali. Despite most rumors, it is a nice little town with a lot to offer. The casino is just down the road.

I am from Lompoc, California.

by Darryl III February 8, 2005

lolphillia

Condition of using lol too much in an internet convo. They're usually not laughing at all, not even a chuckle.

noobs are usually infected with this mental disease.

uncomfortable and odd convos with a lolphilliac is not uncommon.

lolphilliac: LOL I LIKE POWN YEWOH ALL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL! I KILLED YEWOH NOOBS TWICE WITH ROCKET LOLOLOLOL!

Normalplayer: And? it takes skill to use a nooblauncher?

lolphilliac: LOLOL U R ALL SC4R3D OF ME NUBL3TZ LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I PWN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLOLKOL11! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLL

Normalplayer: Wow... Atleast I'm not a lophilliac like you.

by TheRawRaw July 22, 2009

lolphuophopia

Fear of the acronym lol.

Sean- Dude, I beat my cat, lol.

John- Dude, what the hell? I'm home alone, and now you really scared me. I have lolphuophopia

Sean- wtf is that, lol?

John sits in feetle position for 3 hours

by nickystuicks April 18, 2008

LOMP

A LOMP is a lolipop with no wings.

When something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to... LOMP!

See also: LOMPemon, a German Pokemon rip-off.

"Dude, did you see Davon's fake pics? LOMP!"

"LOMPemon, gotta catch 'em all!"

by Shake! March 29, 2008

Lophotrochozoan

A filter feeding Protostome that have free roaming larva. Include flatworms, rotifers and lophoporates.

A dumb head.

"jeez Oss is such a Lophotrochozan!"

by Mc The Luminous Force February 25, 2004