no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

Lance Henriksen

Probably one of the coolest actors in the world. Have a voice of a king.

"For me, I'm not just doing my voice. I am attatching my outer being. But yeah - I have a great time doing this."

Lance Henriksen -07

"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."

Lance Henriksen -07

With the darkest voice ever:

"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"

Lance Henriksen -07

All quotes are from "Mass Effect - by Bioware" (including this one)

by Deep Voice October 9, 2008

Lancey

A great guy who is there for any friend, always knows how to make someone laugh and has a cute smile. He hates drama but always sticks up for his friend if necessary. He's athletic and knows how to get his points across, if he cares for you he will treat you as great as possible. He's considerate and is the greatest guy you could meet, if you meet one you're lucky.

Who is that cute guy over there?

Oh that's Lancey

by Someone3219 August 19, 2017

Lance Armstrong

Cancerous growth on super steroids prone to lying and bullying truth tellers.

That rapist pulled a Lance Armstrong on the stand when he mentioned the victim's skirt.

by Herman Rorquefish May 28, 2015

lancevideos

“lancevideos” is a term used by gay men to find other gay men. “lancevideos” usually means twink, and bottom.

-“hey are you a lancevideos?”
-“yes i am.”

by lance likes men😈🔥‼️ July 8, 2020

Chocolate Lancer

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.

Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("

by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011

pulling a lance

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.

Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!

by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014