linkin park

Synonymous with "bad."

Linkin Park and other nu-metal bands = bad^9

by ast_xp July 16, 2008

linkin park

A band of punk ass emo bitches who some how managed to rule the music world with like 3 songs about 7 years back. how these guys are still making money nevermind new songs i dont know, its probly a global scheme involving santa clause and satan but what ever it is i want in...those bitches owe me ... word.

a: i like linkin pa...*looks around to see guns pointed at face*...go ahead i was gunna off myself nxt tuesday neways

B: well no sht! u like linkin park!

by nintendo sega playstatin junior senior 3rd July 16, 2007

linking12

1. The #1 troll on GameFAQs
2. Has awesome sayings
3. Has the power to pwn you

Oh noes!!!1! Linking12 pwned me!

by Sneasel March 31, 2004

Linken

A great person. He has his ups and downs but he is a great person on the inside. He always looks out for his friends. He is always there for you when you need him. He is the boy all the girls like.

girl 1: have you seen my new crush

girl 2: no who is he

girl 1: Linken!
girl 2: oh yea I have him in one of my classes he his so hot and funny
girl 1: i know bro I want to be mine

by I don't know what my name is December 31, 2018

linkin park

Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."

One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."

by K-Weezy April 13, 2008

linkin park

A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.

Linkin Park sucks ass.

by Guerillajoe May 22, 2005

Linkin Park

The majority of the whining and screaming you hear on a Top 40 radio station. Some people call it "music" for some strange reason.

Pete: This is awful. What is it?

Jeremy: Think its new music from Linkin Park.

Pete: This is music?

by shmendrik May 26, 2010