JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Lightbulb

Someone who only seems to brighten up when someone turns them or grabs there erected penis.

Jeez, Jennifer why do you always go for the lightbulbs?

by Jessica Pauline Pritchard August 28, 2008

Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022

Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.

Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people

by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024

Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.

"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."

by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020

Lightbulb

A person who's lit.

Hope last night was worth it, lightbulb.

by Paloma808 June 26, 2023

Lightbulbs

lightbulbs are squares! don’t believe me? look it up! Right here on urban dictionary, just serch square lightbulbs!

Lightbulbs are squares!!!

by edenmae March 29, 2019