Lickma

Usually confused with LIGMA, LICKMA(enLarged Intestines Carphosagus Kodranamad Macro Anus) is a disease obtained during unprotected sex with Fortnite streamers. This is studied by the IORSBOFA (International Organization for Research and Study on Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). LICKMA is still part of the bacterial group BOFA(Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits).

Random Kid: "I am dying of LICKMA!"
Nurse: "What is LICKMA?"
Random Kid: "LICK MA BALLS!!! HAHEHAHEHAHE!!!"
*Expelled*

by LICKMA August 26, 2018

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Ligma

LIGMA ( Lung Inflammation by Gas Molecules Ascending ) is a rare form of BOFA ( Body Oscillation Fatal Area ) which is the process of a specific area contracting and expanding repeatedly causing fatal damage. LIGMA happens in the Lungs. They expand and contract due to many gas particles found in the Sugendese areas of Grabahan. These particles when exposed to high heat areas begin to infuse into the tissue and begin the process. However, a new, very common, mode of transport if these particles in through the retinas. Though a very weak virus, the SUGMA variant of Ligma can come from exposure to intense amounts of Fortnite. This is thought to be the method that popular Twitch streamer Ninja has gone through, and unfortunately, it can be fatal. After hearing that Ninja has died from SUGMA. People across the internet mourn of his passing. Fortnite has gone through many patches and updates to insure SUGMA and possibly LIGMA will stay off servers.

Richard Tyler Blevins, known as popular Twitch streamer Ninja, has passed away from LIGMA.

by Heckin’HeckHeckers August 9, 2018

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