Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.

Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!

by HowieD December 23, 2007

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016

driver's license

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Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties

DRIVER'S LICENSE

by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021

skank license

The license given to women who have proven their skankish abilities. If women are skanky enough, they attain a skank license. If the women are skanks, but stop being skanks for any reason, they will be in violation and must be told to bend over in some guys face immediately, or assume some other skank like task. It is up to skank police to enforce these laws (skank police are young males with no barometer for quality in females).

"Look at that chick with her titties all mashed together and her ass hanging out of her skirt. If she doesn't sit on that guys lap soon, she's gonna lose her skank license."

by darkabove April 30, 2005

whore license

Like a driver's license. This license allows you to be a whore legally.

Whore1: My whore license expired yesterday...I can't get a new one.
Whore2: That sucks man. Mine got taken away. I have to whore under the name of Cheryl Cole now.

Whore: Oh my god! I just passed my whore test and now I've got a whore license!

by cheryl the whore December 4, 2010

Medical license

Something the medic doesn’t have

medic:I’m gonna need to perform surgery
scout:do you have a medical license

medic:well no

A medical license basically lets you do surgery and doctor stuff

by raybeez April 22, 2022

dicers license

a dicers license looks similar to a drivers license and must be produced upon the request of a 'dicer'. if a person cannot produce there dicers license then the 'dicer' will dice them.

the man could not produce his dicers license so was therefore diced because it is a dice or be diced world out there.

by the corse July 20, 2009