Castle Learning

A program written by a bunch of fat lazy teachers that want to make their school look good yet it has no significant impact whatsoever plus they have equations you probably haven't learned yet

john: hey John did you do castle learning yet

Tom: No it closed and expired

by realone34 August 14, 2017

Burn and Learn

To stimulate the mind by doing something productive while under the influence of marijuana.

Reading a book, watching a movie, trying out a new recipe while being high on marijuana falls under "Burn and Learn"

by Mr. Burnandlearn January 6, 2012

Pull an O'leary

Spitefully shitting in a foe or adversary's closet atop of their personal belongings.

That kid is a reeeeaaaall piece of shit, I'm about to pull an O'leary.

by RealPieceOfShit October 21, 2016

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
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N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit

Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

by Nexus December 13, 2004

i learned it from watching you

tag line from an 80's anti-smoking commercial where a father confronts his son about drugs he found in his room. also a clever way to throw something back into the accuser's face.

"Who taught you how to do this stuff?"
"From you, dad. I learned it from watching you!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have a general compaint about all the words that have 5 in them. mitch hedberg said this in a famous caomeyd routine cd. 1 can not hold 2 thats why they made 2 becasue if one where in 2 it would be flowing over. 2 in 1 shampoo does not work if that worked there would be shit flowing all over the side of the bottle 2 does not fit in 1 and 5 is not a word for a dictionary it is a sentence."

by mean dean September 2, 2003

learinate

To learn while you urinate.

Refers to the whimsical practice of some ethnic restaurants playing language-lesson CDs in their washrooms in lieu of music.

I was at Alice Fazooli's today, and I learinated the Italian word for "table."

by Shintriad March 5, 2009

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".

In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."

by dappertophatter November 18, 2012