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low-latency energy

Any sugar-laden food or snack that gives an immediate energy buzz. Typically followed soon afterwards by dramatic low blood sugar depression.
After 23 hours of banging code, I decided to run down to Mr. Donut for some low-latency energy.
by Dig June 8, 2004
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layton

layton (noun): commonly known as another word for penis.

the word layton, meaning penis, was thought of and created in the 18th century in Scotland.

Many women back in the 18th century believed that it was appropriate to call a mans penis layton, only if it was small or tiny.

If a woman in the 18th century saw a little penis, she would laugh and mock the penis calling it a layton.
Remember, when you zip up your pants, don't let your little old layton get caught in the zipper.

Oh my goodness! i just saw my dads layton in the shower!

Now that i am a teenager, my layton has grown a few inches.
by Jim Tins December 1, 2010
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Chicago latent homo

typical pampered spoiled mid-western boy with mommy issues. Would rather be alcoholic, pill popper than admit his homosexuality. Marries older, foreign woman to keep his cover with parents
That Johh M. from Palentine Illinois, sure is a tyical Chicago latent homo
by Mark does John M July 14, 2008
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layton

layton describes this incredibly beautiful girl. long blonde curly hair, a smile that makes you melt. she's hot, but not full of her self. she's quiet and kind of shy. she's the perfect girl. i wish she was mine...
Somewhere out there is the perfect girl and maybe someday she will know how beautiful she is and she will be my layton.
by laytonlovertoo March 7, 2010
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Latent Emosexuality

When an teenage boy is repressing or unaware that he is depressed because he is not getting enough gay sex, because he is not wearing skinny jeans and gothic-esque flamboyant clothes with ridiculous hairstyles.

He tries hard not to enjoy music by bands like Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever and Dashboard Confessional. This causes stress and depression, which is converted into anger to appear manly.
"Your such a closet emo, go put on some make-up, buy some nice jeans, do your hair up and suck your best friend off".

"Dont make fun of my latent emosexuality"
by BUSHYoooooooooo April 3, 2008
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layden

he is super gay and likes boys
layden is the gayest name
by cvdvbd September 21, 2020
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Layton

This is one of the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen. She looks like Taylor Swift. She is sweet and kind to everyone. She has a pearly white smile and the biggest blue eyes you have ever seen. She loves spontaneous dance parties, black and white pictures, and life. If you ever meet her, your life will never be the same.
She is a Layton if there ever was one.
by laytonlover February 5, 2010
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