Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

skinny lard

people who are skinny but not at the same time

Manny is a skinny lard

by The Taz January 30, 2019

bucket o' lard

An insult to make people feel bad about them self.

Tynan is a Bucket O' Lard.

by Crack A Lackin March 13, 2015

Landon

Landon is honestly the perfect guy. He knows exactly what to say to warm a girl's heart. Many girls are jealous of his girlfriend. He is tall, athletic and definitely a gentleman. Landon is always funny and can make any girl blush. Landon is the perfect guy

Girl1- dude, look how charming that guy is
Girl2- he must be a landon

by Mr. Joeswager March 31, 2016

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

by PMax February 24, 2008

larbo

some very sexy man who only speaks facts

damn larbo you got that drip drip

by thegood1out January 10, 2021

lard

A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.

Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!

by John Y. March 15, 2004