lardog

Someone who put too much effort into tiny things, things that don't require that much effort, especially in that of a school/work scenario. People who overthink and study too hard, people who procrastinate on little things such as buying a theme park pass even though they would like to go, and people who are too scared to start new shows because their past favorites are holding them back.

Person 1 "Hey, Jackson is kind of a lardog"

Person 2 "Really? Why do you say that?"

Person 1 "They studied for 8 hours straight to take a 10 point test!"

Person 2 "Wow that's outrageous!"

lardog by guysensei_is_mydad May 18, 2022

tory lapdog 

anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas

NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog

tory lapdog by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010

lardgina 

(1) The female reproductive organ as exhibited by obese women who choose to wear spandex or lycra. Sometimes mistaken for part of the leg.
(2) An uncommon medical condition caused by acute deposits of fat in the vagina. Can cause vomitting if left untreated.

Lardgina examples?...no its gross

lardgina by dkeros November 18, 2005

lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.

natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac

lardophiliac by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008

Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.

While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.

Mar-a-Lardo by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022

lardon 

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardo 

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

Lardo by Optomon October 31, 2003