Lacing Up

Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.

Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.

by Us People June 11, 2006

Lacing

To give someone a rampant, bordlerlining on violent, sexual experience

It was legendary gazz, Tecko gave her a real lacing

by Lacing January 20, 2018

Lancing

To fabricate beyond belief.

John was lancing when he told me that he jumped from the 5oth story and landed on his feet.

by burny52 August 27, 2006

larfing

laughing

i was larfing at the joke

by Ricardo123456789075433 December 20, 2010

Larfing

Walking with a swagger or slight limp.

Girl: What is he doing in the hallway??
Guy: Oh he's just larfing.
Girl: Oh.. What a gangster wannabe..

by Larfer300 November 7, 2010

Larking

To avoid doing things safely or properly in order to save money.

Dave is always larking our site.

by quiksilver3198 May 30, 2018

lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009