Falco Lombardi

A 14 year old punk on the AA official forum that thinks he knows everything.

Falco Lombardi is a dead man walking.

by Frank F Dizzo February 19, 2004

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

Lombardi'd

Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself

I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!

by big bad balls April 5, 2010

lombardy

A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)

Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???
Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.

by Alex Benitez July 3, 2008

Lombardi Tickle

The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).

"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"

by TheGoose27 October 20, 2009

Lombardi party

An on going battle of males unexpectingly slapping eachother with their penises.

Guy 1: Whats with the eye patch?

Guy 2:Jake nailed me in the eye last night in that insane lombardi party.

by TJ1254 March 27, 2008

Dave Lombardo

Overrated drummer from the band Slayer. Even the drummer of Helmet can write more decent drumming fills than this guy. Although, I have never liked Slayer and have found them to be extremely boring. They’re just a band that everybody says they like just to look cool. 👍

Dave Lombardo is extremely overrated

by WorseThanHitler January 13, 2021