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Lolbang

A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.
"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)
by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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lobby lizard

Someone who camps out in a hotel lobby hoping to meet a celebrity
"Bradley Cooper's on his way down; get these lobby lizards outta here!"
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
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lobbyocracy

A political system in which government policy is shaped and defined by professional lobbyists for the benefit of their corporate backers.
The Protect Monsanto Act is a classic case of lobbyocracy.
by Velky Al March 30, 2013
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magic lobby

A lobby in an online multiplayer game (specifically Call of Duty or Halo) where everyone in it is either a new player, or they just suck, except you. Thus, you use them to your advantage and whup there ass. Started by the commentator Blametruth.
Friend 1: Yo man, last night we were pwnin' noobs in this magic lobby in CoD.

Friend 2: Really? Most lobbies nowadays are just filled with tryhards.
by killafreedom February 19, 2011
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hobby lobby sloppy toppy

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023
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lobbyist

A corporate fatcat who is sent to Washington to manipulate politicians with money benefiting their industry
a lobbyist is the single-most disgusting vermin in the US next to the politicians.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 15, 2007
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lolbitesnake

An alternative term for a venomous snake.
The snake on the floor of the hummer in Gone in 60 seconds is NOT an lolbitesnake, the occupants of the vehicle were in no danger whatsoever.
by theAnusWrita February 2, 2010
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