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Logang

An official terrorist organisation that is really just a recruitment campaign to funnel young new recruits into Al Qaeda to support para-military death squads in northern Iraq. The figurehead of this operation is the disabled vlogger Logan Paul, who encourages his followers to join the ranks of the terrorist groups in and around Iraq.
Jack: Bro I just got recruited into the Logang.
Sam: My application is still pending approval, Al Qaeda doesn't need experienced bomb makers anymore i guess.
by WhetOne June 5, 2019
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barrio logan

The biggest neighborhood in southeast San Diego. Its famous for Chicano Park and being a ghetto.
barrio logan is where its at
by Celestina April 22, 2007
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Logan Paul

by Metalbulletsrainingonparade99 February 20, 2023
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Logan Pauler

Someone who has a mental problem.
Another way to show how stupid you are.
Someone who is easily influenced by stupidity.
That Logan Pauler is in the corner crying.
by A Fellow Dictionary ☺ September 17, 2018
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Whore Logic

Redefining the parameters of a situation to justify an awful action or to claim something as true that is patently untrue, usually in order to preserve your image in the face of others
Her typical Whore Logic convinces her that her life is ok.

"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
by T Thrilla March 14, 2010
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fatty logic

Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.

Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).

Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).

Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."

Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."

Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"

Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013
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kodak logic

1. A system of thinking that everything is as it appears.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.
Kodak Logic:
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"
by EJ5871 June 29, 2006
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