lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

Lapping

The act of punching a hole in the bottom of a beer can with simply one's thumb in order to obtain a perfect opening to shotgun said beer.

An expert lapping would entail using ones lower canine tooth to pierce the top of the just shotgunned beer and tear off the cap of the beer.

"I want to shotgun! who has a key?"
"We dont need keys, Dan's lapping the beers for us!"

"Hey, guys! I just lapped my first beer!"

"Wow, I'm drunk. I just got dont lapping about 6 beers in a row."

"How did you do that!?"
"I just lapped it"

"He can lapp beers!?"
"yeah he's a lapper!"

by BigD229 October 24, 2011

Lapped

Using your tongue to suck up liquid.

Bro #1: Dude Jessica lapped me so hard last night
Bro #2: Dude! Jessica is so hot!

by Spoilednewyorkgirl April 25, 2019

Loser Lapper

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.

Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.

by Laurgasm June 1, 2003

froth lapping

Performing oral sex on a female after a gangbang. Named for the white creamy froth that appears after vigourous sex.

After a participating nice afternoon train, Earl likes to go froth lapping for hours.

by Lunchbox aka Tons of Fun July 8, 2006

Lappletop

An Apple laptop computer

I just got a new computer, it's a Lappletop!

by MissBb January 24, 2010