lamons

The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.

i cant believe that guy who was hitting on me just pissed himself on the floor! What a lamons!

by lamons.wife November 29, 2009

Laman terms

when someone speaks in a fashion that confuses people with obtuse interests. speaking in a different context but yet still the same language. talking in a way that plain people just dont get

advisor:Ma'am your car's engine has no motor oil. it no longer runs.

bumquesha:what do you mean?? whats oil? i dont think i have ever even used oil...

advisor:let me put this in laman terms ma'am : its the shit needed to make your car's engine run. kind of like if i took all the blood out of you, you would no longer run. got it?

by The-Red-Mist June 1, 2009

lakons

A disease you get from eating too much bacon.

Francois: "do you want to come over?"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"

by Icecream_mint August 26, 2014

labonte

The best kind of people out there.

The LaBonte's are the best kind of people out there

by Rebecca LaBonte January 31, 2017

Lamont

A spelling mistake for the word lmao

Bob: “Yo that was a crazy class today.”
Jim: “Lamont I know I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Bob: “What.”

by LiquidyLemons March 12, 2021

Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

Lamoni

Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!

Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.

by Slyguyz August 16, 2011