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Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011
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knit-worthy

A person who is knit-worthy appreciates the time and effort put into a knit piece and cherishes the gift they have been given.

Someone not knit-worthy criticizes everything about the project and makes outrageous requests for their "gift" but doesn't want to pay for a special request item.
My Grandma is so knit-worthy, she loves everything I make her.
by Crabbyknitter February 8, 2025
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cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.
jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.
by HornyCat September 6, 2010
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Keep Knit

A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.
Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!
by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023
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Knit

A Knit professional is athletic and accomplished in a professional setting. Being Knit as a Man acknowledges being well dressed, well groomed, and showing manners. Having consistent showmanship and being a Prime role model on and off of the field. Being Knit for women is staying fit, traditional, classy, and having fun while showing those qualities.
Definition of Knit: Stephon Curry and Shaedon Sharpe show the older and younger league professionals proper representation between a 10+ year Rookie/Sophomore and MVP Level of athleticism and cadence.
by Welcome2 Ninja Lane August 10, 2023
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slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013
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