when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011

A person who is knit-worthy appreciates the time and effort put into a knit piece and cherishes the gift they have been given.
Someone not knit-worthy criticizes everything about the project and makes outrageous requests for their "gift" but doesn't want to pay for a special request item.
Someone not knit-worthy criticizes everything about the project and makes outrageous requests for their "gift" but doesn't want to pay for a special request item.
by Crabbyknitter February 8, 2025

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.
by HornyCat September 6, 2010

by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023

A Knit professional is athletic and accomplished in a professional setting. Being Knit as a Man acknowledges being well dressed, well groomed, and showing manners. Having consistent showmanship and being a Prime role model on and off of the field. Being Knit for women is staying fit, traditional, classy, and having fun while showing those qualities.
Definition of Knit: Stephon Curry and Shaedon Sharpe show the older and younger league professionals proper representation between a 10+ year Rookie/Sophomore and MVP Level of athleticism and cadence.
by Welcome2 Ninja Lane August 10, 2023

<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Toward Imaweli{Stink xXx Knits}<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Laxwell Is A Nick Toward Imaweli{Stink xXx Knits}<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013
