Klentology

The transformation of a person from a little grade drivin, rule following, school boy to a hard going, shotguning, partying beast.

Upon full transformation, the person is usually givin a new nickname.

Kevin went through klentology and became "the little man"

by Random Mass Girl January 21, 2011

narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

kleptorexia

the feeling that one gets after a night of shoplifting, when you empty your purse or pockets of your stolen merchandise and you could swear you stole much more than that, leaving you in a sence hungry for more

"DUDE, i swear i got more shit than this! im having some kleptorexia"

by Carlos Cunt June 16, 2008

Klett

When a man drops his pants and you cant tell if what you see is a small penis or and large clit, what you see is a Klett.

John: Dude I was so surprised last night.
Jim: Why?
John: Well Cory acts so cool I thought he had a big penis.
Jim: And?
John: He has a fuckin Klett. That shit was funny.

by John Bateman December 19, 2009

kleft

There's only one Kleft, and he is almighty

Look at the Kleft, he is such a manly specimen.

by dassub February 3, 2004

Kleptomaniac

A clever individual who shoplifts objects frequently from places of retail. Especially for someone they take interest in.

TJ is my favorite kleptomaniac, he stole this watch for me, I wear it everyday.

by Nikki828 March 22, 2017