The Personification of Terminal Rectal Cancer and Ramen. He knows where to lick the poosay ;). They say he's addicted to snorting salt and Ramen flavoring. His name is also the term for; "Cooking ramen with Cyanide and Cocaine while fingering your butthole and jerking of your smeg into the mix." They say he's a major fattyphobe. He's also a member of the Klu Klux Klan and the most notorious memeber with over 300 confirmed kills. He was trained in gorilla warfare and an kill you in 700 different ways, thats just with his bare hands. He sexually Identifies an Attack Helicopter. Ever since he was a young he dreamed of dropping hot stick loads on disgusting foreigners.
"He really pulled a Kessler on that ramen. WOW!"
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"I have a blessing from Kessler, it's terminal rectal cancer!"
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"I have a blessing from Kessler, it's terminal rectal cancer!"
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Last summer Rick let loose a Keyser Soze on a hunting trip up north. At least I think it was. I couldn't be sure because my eyes were watering and I was dry heaving.
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Hotwired car where they key cylinder has been damaged in such a way that it no longer requires a key.
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