keet

1.) Noun: Shortened version of the word 'Keety' which is slang for 'Kitty' referring to Felis Catus the common house cat.

2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.

3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.

4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
jew

5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.

1.) Don't forget to feed the keet!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!

by Jake June 30, 2004

keeta

slang for mookie stinks, term used when liquid poo is oozing out of the diaper, and you dont have time to explain the kid shat on the carpet

honey, what is that smell?

i dont know, i'll go check..... baby made keeta....... burn the carpet

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Keeth

The slang term 'Keeth', sometimes spelt 'Keith' or 'Keth'. Is a British word used by teenage boys and girls. It is a word used to describe a male (usually) that is very un-cool. A keeth follows ther rules, a keeth has bad dress sense, a keeth dosent get any girls. Being called a Keeth is far from a compliment.

Yo miss why you chillin' with that keeth? holla at me

by That Boy Slim.H January 12, 2011

angeline keet

the most amazing person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. she can get through anything at all, and steph larcombe doesn't know what she would do without this beautiful angel. she loves her with all of her heart and soul.

an angel. heaven. idol-like. angeline keet.

by some ranga August 23, 2011

Keeton

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

It was a Keeton who sank the Titanic
All you can eat buffet 'No Keetons allowed"

by Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen May 9, 2017

keeter

to fall or collapse following a period of teetering

"For a moment it looked like my Jenga stack was going to survive that last piece I pulled, but then it keetered over with a hugh crash."

by Philosopher Eight December 22, 2008

keeter

the fuzz in your kooter

After rolling around on the carpet, i had keeter

by The Virtual Lab April 20, 2005