kale crotch 

a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)

“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”

kale crotch by yeurb_ughtt April 19, 2019

Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

Kale Cruncher by Harriet M. July 28, 2017

kale-ing 

Excessive "organic" lifestyle. The very meaning of a kaler's existence is defined by earthiness and is complemented by an insatiable desire to garden and grow vegetables at home. The term is extremely versatile and can be uses to describe various behaviors such as saving tiny amounts of food, reusing paper napkins, or planting too many flowers. It can also be uses to describe people who practice vegan diets and who practice yoga or people who try to derive "deep meaning" from every conversation.

OMG dude, who grows vegetables indoors during he winter time!? She is totally kale-ing!

Some people are taking the organic lifestyle to the new level. Kale-rs.

kale-ing by Lenny114 April 30, 2014

Kale Dzedaj 

Kale Dzedaj, aka Master of time, serbian youtuber who goes to bus everyday and recording people and saying "braleeeee, mraleeeee, naleeeee", he may be poor and got no teeths but since he is popular on youtube, he gets hot bitches everyday. -If you are his fan, you are legend.

Kale Dzedaj s famous word-brale
You use brale in group of friends, for example:
Friend: jedi leba
You: bbbbrrrraaalllleeeee.

If you insult or hate Kale while he is recording, he and his fans will disgrace you.

Kale Dzedaj by Anoxymo June 30, 2021

kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.

OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!

kale parker by General SUbsea September 6, 2013

kale daddy 

A sugar daddy for urban girls who can not regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snacks.

I need a kale daddy to buy me some kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

kale daddy by Davlib July 4, 2016

Kale Fuxx 

The meme machine himself can make any hangout into a memorable one with his witty perro jokes

Kale Fuxx: "Are you Perri?"

Kale Fuxx by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017