koshelal

koshelal

Something that is kosher and halal at the same time

Why don't Muslims consider kosher food koshelal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.

by Sexydimma March 17, 2015

kossen

Complete idiot, always a bully and plays soccer and screams like a girl.

Kossen's a tosser

by Urban - Guide August 23, 2017

Koste

Kinda stupid but sensitive guy

Koste: I think I just made up a word
Literally everybody else: no just stop, you didn't

by NotEmka February 15, 2018

Kofmehl

Basically a redhead angel. Loves his POE classes, especially period 6. He loves it when people talk over him.

It’s period 6 now, and Kofmehl is happier than ever!

by urbanperson12 December 9, 2019

Kosher Shlong

The Jewish penis. The longest, largest, scientifically most loved penis in the world. No group can dare compare to the absolute huge Godzilla cock that is the Jewish Penis. It is Gods chosen shlong.

He made me cum 6 times in a row, and on the 7th time...He did it again. That Kosher Shlong was amazing.

by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 January 19, 2021

kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.

"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

kosmk

kosmk its an arabic word means your mother's vagina

kadhim: hey man i lost the ball on neighbors backyard.

saddam: bro. kosmk

by ikajaro May 7, 2022