Kermit Diely

Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.

A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.

Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.

by cheeseshoulder June 12, 2013

Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

kermit super slide

its technically suicide/kermit slip and slide but even more epicly done.

im gonna kermit super slide

by gamermcgamermcgay September 3, 2020

kermit face

That face you make when you suck your lips inward and downward, just like Kermit the Frog.

OMG dude, that macro just made me Kermit face!

by mrmikeyman July 4, 2008

Kermit Kombat

The Best Muppet Parody where Kermit Dies

Test your might FIGHT! KERMIT KOMBAT

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Kermit Strikes Back

Coming back to strike. Especially to strike Miss Piggy.

Gonzo: Wow, you really 'Kermit Strikes Back'.
Fozzie: Fuck you.

by Kermit Strikes Back April 30, 2005

kermit fetish

when one or more people have a fetish for kermit the frog

oh my god! my kermit fetish is getting worse

by gay soleil October 10, 2017