jizzoff

A loser that always fucks things up.
One who is also known as a perpetual masterbator.

See jerkoff.

Ugh, Larry, you fucking jizzoff! You got cum all over my keyboard!

by Greg the Terrible March 8, 2010

Jazzorcism

When a person covers a song, but removes all the soul from it.

Did you watch the game last night? Yah! Fucking Fergie performed a jazzorcism on the National Anthem.

by Jeff Devoe August 24, 2019

___juuzou

hottest mf around and his mutuals are extra sexy

hey, you see that hot buff dude, hes definitely mutuals with ___juuzou

by super sexy and hot mf March 18, 2021

old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent

i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

jizzowel

A towel used specifically for wiping up jizz after the male showers his lover with his man juice.

Honey, can you get the jizzowel? Your jizz is dripping off my chest and onto our new floral egyptian cotton sheets.

by dokeykong September 24, 2008

juznod

A puppet of any of the three antichrists as forseen by Nostradamus.

"juznod" has a total ascii value of 666.

by Wolver April 22, 2005

jizzong

when allen miss types jizzing

allen:someone jizzong on your tits?
allen: ha jizzong

by erinurrlungs June 27, 2009