Columbus Poo Jacket

Derived from the word Cleveland Steamer, in which one administers a Cleveland Steamer so great, that there is enough feces to form a "jacket" of sorts on the other person involved.

Did you here that Steve got a Columbus Poo Jacket last night from three chicks, who happened to have a laxative fetish?

Dude, did you know Bob's Mom is into Columbus Poo Jackets and I don't mean the hockey team!

by Butt Metal May 9, 2009

fap jacket

Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.

This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?

by white_castle March 21, 2011

jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

Track Jacket

Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.

Zip it Track Jacket! No one is interested!

by Pale Rider May 16, 2007

nut jacket

When lint accumulates on the nut sack after being in your pants on a hot sweaty day.

Man my nut jacket yesterday was totaly janky.

by Jeff Meiers August 29, 2006

Butter Jacket

Undesirable fat on a man, especially on the upper body.

The bouncer was clearly a strong-looking man, even though he had on a 75-pound butter jacket.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

full metal jacket

The single best piece of entertainment ever fucking created, Full Metal Jacket is the Jesus of badassness. It includes such badass stuff as the U.S. Marines, ten minutes of the best chewing out known to the civilized world, machine guns, Ak-47s, M-16, hookers, R. Lee Ermey,and lots of stuff blowing up, all in one movie.

Full Metal Jacket takes shits tougher than all other war movies combined.

by haji killa January 16, 2008