Joyce Barakat

The hot mama of Jack Barakat (guitarist; All Time Low) known for her cameo in the band's DVD, Straight To DVD. Respected greatly for her lebanese vagina and for her love towards her son. Has a secret sexual relationship with Peter Gaskarth.. (father of Alex, the band's singer) but shhhh, don't tell. They like to get down with it during those dull boring nights in Baltimore. Joyce is also romantically linked with Peter's son and Jack's best friend/boyfriend, Alex Gaskarth.

Joyce Barakat is a fucking milf, I would love to tap that lebanese ass.

Joyce Barakat by xXx fag enabler xXx November 8, 2010

Joyce 

A girl who believes that the thug life chose her and tries to look thug. She chose the thug life, the thug life didn't choose her.

Joyce: Yo, I'm going to pose thug for my picture.
Devin: No, sorry. You look too cute to be thug.

Joyce by WannabeThugLifeBuddies April 8, 2013

second choice joyce 

Is a woman/girl that is chosen last after hours when the bar/club closes.

Well all the goodones are gone, not all of them slim, take old second choice joyce there.

second choice joyce by Donna C February 4, 2006

Jim Joyce 

DEFINED:
To fuck up a persons goal, or lifelong achievement in a way so they fairly achieve their dream, but you are in fact a prick and completely fuck it over and steal it from them. you are a fucker and everyone hates you.

Background:
Jim Joyce missed an obvious out in a Detroit Tigers and Cleveland Indians game on June 2nd, 2010. Armando Galarraga, the pitcher for the Tigers, had 26 consecutive outs and had 1 more out for a perfect game, the ultimate achievement in baseball. The call was obvious; the Cleveland runner was out but Jim Joyce called him safe. The runner was out by more than a stride length, a easy call for a little league softball umpire. Joyce is 55 years old and already showing signs of Alzheimers, while every baseball follower wants to slaughter him, so accordingly his future isn't looking too bright.

Oh shit man, you totally Jim Joyce'd that call right there!

Jim Joyce by binsin June 3, 2010

Joyce 

She is a very good person. She is nice, and smart.

She can also be kinda gay.

You are such a Joyce

Joyce by Mr. Bing Bong September 22, 2019

Joyce 

joyce is a VERYYY nice person but if you get on her bad side she will go off!!!! she plays granny.

omg joyce your a bhaddie

Joyce by daytt May 20, 2018

Joyceline 

Dirty minded, sarcastic, beauty who's loved by many but isn't a fan of a lot of people. Typically negative but still very athletic and a good frend. Loves to party and have fun but knows when its time to take a break and be lazy. Also has a ghetto booty and is a total daddy's girl.

"Man that Joyceline girl can put a picture in your mind!"

Joyceline by BBblonde January 16, 2012