jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

Joris

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"

by SolidS January 29, 2009

Jorsked

A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them a conceived "better" understanding of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any third party observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking, never mind using his newfound "mystical insight" to solve the problems of the world, or whatever warped crap the individual can dream up. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face heated retaliation from the Jorsked beast. The resistance usually occurs in three stages:

1) denial (the Jorsked one claims to be sober)
2) anger (the Jorsked is furious you would doubt them)
3) violence, laughter, or tears (the Jorsked beast will break into one of the emotional directions, and break hard)

The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.

Caution: A Majorska lover can become overly protective of his supply of the swill. Borrow with caution -- or swift, thoughtless violence can result.
...Yes, it will make a new man out of you - and he wants some too.

"Man, I just drank a fifth (750ml) of Majorska all by myself. I'm so Jorsked, but I know I'm good to drive."

"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."

by MMA - The original Jorsk KING! December 1, 2006

jort

Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts

Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.

by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008

jortscore

>A genre of music derived from the fashion of indie-pop, emo-punk, and lo-fi garage.

jorts-guy1: "do you ever listen to pop-punk?"

jorts-guy2: "ew, I only listen to jortscore now..."

by punkyBrwster October 6, 2013

jorteralls

Short overalls made of denim.

Rosie: The look I'm going for is...jocular.
Ana: Sounds like it's time to bust out the jorteralls.

by Callmelunette April 7, 2011

Jortoguega!

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018